7 - Tysha. Okay yeah, I was annoyed when Jaime sprung Tyrion from the joint and smuggled him out of King's Landing without telling him the truth about Tyrion's first wife. But then, when Tyrion finally got the chance to repay the favor, freeing Jaime just before King's Landing was burned right down to the goddamned rubble, and even hugging him and sobbing, knowing they would never see one another again - why then did Jaime not blurt out the truth, for fucks sake? "She (Tysha) was no whore. I never bought her for you. That was a lie that Father commanded me to tell. Tysha was ... she was what she seemed to be. A crofter's daughter, chance met on the road." But nooooo, Jaime just couldn't fucking wait to make it back to his bitchy sister with the bad haircut, hoping for a magical escape into Splash Mountain or whatthefuckever. Dammit Jaime, you really are hateful.
"I was in Last of the Mohicans, wtf happened?" |
dat azz |
4 - Tyrion Targaryen. So not much was made of this in the series, but in the books we are constantly reminded of why exactly Tywin Lannister hated his dwarf son so much; because he doubted that Tyrion was actually his. Yes, at one point, he does admit that he kept Tyrion alive because he's a Lannister, but keep in mind that Tywin was married to his own cousin, who was already a Lannister, and who Tywin was apparently gaga over. Joanna Lannister, Tyrion's mum, had at one point been raped by the Mad King, aka Dany's daddy, throwing his true parentage into question. The reason the dragons accept him, and the reason he's so stunted and deformed (much like Dany's miscarried freak baby with Drogo) is because he's a fucking Targaryen, and has a better claim to the Iron Throne than either Dany or Jon.
"Wanna go live with me at Hill House?" |
2 - Robin Arryn. I don't really care, but...well, what did happen to this creepy little snotbag? Is it too late to see him get eaten by Nymeria, thereby tying up two loose ends at once? Or hey, maybe even Nymeria being ridden by Edmure Tully, thereby tying up three loose ends?
*insert bad joke about doin' it doggy style here* |
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